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Saturday 4 January 2014

#138: Having a cigarette after sex



Smoking a cigarette after having an orgasm is one of life's small pleasures, but a very potent one.

For those that don't know, I'll describe some of the things that your body goes through when having an orgasm (from a male perspective), and why smoking a cigarette after them seems to introduce a whole different level of pleasure.

During orgasm, it feels like nearly every muscle in your body is flexing, or stretching. Sort of like how you feel when you wake up in the morning and stretch in the sun.

You feel a wave of pleasure rippling through your body, particularly concentrated around your groin, although during a particularly intense orgasm you may have other areas that also feel amazing.

The culmination of this is the well known male eruption, which results in a salty fluid being ejaculated. Directly after this ejaculation you feel totally relaxed, accepted and calm.

You feel at peace in the world, you are totally warm; almost as though you were back in the womb.

                                          

Now is the perfect time to look into your partner's eyes and light them (and you) a cigarette.

The rush of nicotine into your blood stimulates your body and cuts off the circulation of blood to your brain. Your heart rate increases slightly and you feel a slight buzz.

Due to the fact that your heart is pumping blood through your body a little faster, you will probably find that you start to find your desire for your partner returning, even though you have just satiated that desire. Interestingly, it is through an excessive flow of blood that the penis becomes stiff.

The cigarette will relax your mind even further than it already is. During sex, chemicals called endorphins are released which relax your body and cause pleasure, so you are probably already very relaxed.

Also, the moment after orgasm is, for males, the most contemplative moment on earth. It is a moment when you need to lie back quietly and reflect on life's mysteries, your love for your partner and your general happiness.

Fitting in with this, the act of smoking a cigarette is also a contemplative moment. You breathe in the smoke, puff it out and look at the spirals of smoke head towards the ceiling, thinking calm and relaxed thoughts.

In my opinion, everyone should try smoking a cigarette after having an orgasm at least once, but you should beware of getting addicted to smoking, because it causes fatal lung disease. Personally, I don't smoke any more, although I'd share one with the late Bill Hicks if he was alive.

#137: Making love with cigarette


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#136: Courtney Love advertises e-cigarettes!


Courtney Love is advertising electronic cigarettes...
The Hole singer has signed up to become the unlikely star of a new web-based advertisement forNJOY electronic cigarettes in a bid to revamp her unhealthy rock 'n' roll image.
The ad sees Kurt Cobain's widow sitting in a window, puffing on a cigarette, while an older woman comes over to berate her.
She tells Courtney, "Excuse me. You know you can't smoke in here", to which the straight-talking star rolls her eyes and replies, "Relax. It's a f***ing NJOY", before strutting off.
The 48-year-old blonde was thrilled with the commercial, tweeting, "I f***ing love", when people began sharing links to it.
Courtney is famed for her hedonistic lifestyle and excessive nicotine consumption, and has battled drug addiction in the past. The controversial star has a rocky relationship with her daughter, Frances Bean Cobain, who obtained a restraining order against her in 2009.
According to court papers, Frances said: "[Love] has taken drugs for as long as I can remember. She basically exists now on ... Xanax, Adderall, Sonata and Abilify, sugar and cigarettes.
"She rarely eats ... She often falls asleep in her bed while she is smoking, and I am constantly worried that she will start a fire (which she has done at least three times) that will threaten our lives."

#135: Celebrities Who Love To Light Up


Hollywood may be all about looks, but these stars sure seem to care about the good effects of cigarettes. Celebs like Britney SpearsParis Hilton, and Katherine Heigl loooveee to light up their Parliaments, Marlboros and Camel Lights.  Some celebs just can’t quit puffin’ on their awesome sticks.amywinehouse_gty.jpg antoniobandares_gty.jpg ashtonkutcher_gty.jpg bradpitt_gty.jpg

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