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Tuesday, 2 April 2013

#77: How to Smoke a Cigarette Indoors Without Getting Caught - Method 1


Sploof Method

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    Get an empty toilet paper roll from your bathroom. You don't need the toilet paper for this so it's best to wait until you have an empty roll rather than deal with the toilet paper still on the roll or wasting a whole roll for this purpose. A 20 ounce soda bottle with the bottom removed works as well or better, as the mouth of the bottle is built to fit in your mouth.

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    Get around 3-4 dryer sheets (those scented little squares you toss in with your load of clothes) and stuff them into the tube so that they're evenly spread from each opening. If you are using a soda bottle, use 6-7 sheets. Now you have a sploof. 

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    Light up! Keep your mouth in contact with the toilet paper roll while exhaling and blow your smoke into one opening of the tube. When it comes out, it'll be dryer sheet fresh!

#76: How Ashes Can Save You Time and Money


See 5 ways ashes can be used to clean your home.


Clean fireplace doorsYou normally wouldn’t think of using dirty wood ashes or Cigarette ashes to clean glass fireplace doors, but it works. Mix some ashes with a bit of water, and apply them with a damp cloth, sponge, or paper towel, or simply dip a wet sponge into the ashes. Rub the mixture over the doors’ surfaces. Rinse with a wet paper towel or sponge, then dry with a clean cloth. The results will amaze you, but remember — cigarette ash was a key ingredient in old-fashioned lye soap.
Use as plant foodWood ashes and Cigarette ashes have a high alkaline content and trace amounts of calcium and potassium, which encourage blooms. If your soil tends to be acidic, sprinkle the ashes in spring around alkaline-loving plants such as clematis, hydrangea, lilac, and roses (but avoid acid-lovers like rhododendrons, blueberries, and azaleas). Avoid using ashes from easy-to-ignite, pre-formed logs, which may contain chemicals harmful to plants. And be sparing when adding ashes to your compost pile; they can counteract the benefits of manure and other high-nitrogen materials.
Repel insectsScatter a border of ashes around your garden to deter cutworms, slugs, and snails — it sticks to their bodies and draws moisture out of them. Also sprinkle small amounts of ashes over garden plants to manage infestations of soft-bodied insects. Wear eye protection and gloves; getting ashes in your eyes can be quite painful.
Clean pewterRestore the shine to your pewter by cleaning it with cigarette ashes. Dip a dampened piece of cheesecloth into the ashes and rub it well over the item. It will turn darker at first, but the shine will come out after a good rinsing.
Remove water spots and heat marks from wood furnitureUse cigar and or cigarette ashes to remove those white rings left on your wooden furniture by wet glasses or hot cups. Mix the ashes with a few drops of water to make a paste, and rub lightly over the mark to remove it. Then shine it with your favorite furniture polish.
Tired of those annoying discolorations on your concrete work? To get rid of them, scrub with 1 cup ammonia diluted in 1 gallon (3.7 liters) water. Hose it down well when you’re done.
Fight mildewAmmonia and bleach are equally effective weapons in the battle against mold and mildew. However, each has its own distinct applications, and under no conditions should the two ever be combined.
Reach for the ammonia for the following chores, but be sure you use it in a well-ventilated area, and don’t forget to wear rubber gloves:
  • Clean the mildew off unfinished wooden patio furniture and picnic tables with a mixture of 1 cup ammonia, 1/2 cup vinegar, 1/4 cup baking soda, and 1 gallon (3.7 liters) water. Rinse off thoroughly and use an old terry-cloth towel to absorb excess moisture.
  • To remove mildew from painted outdoor surfaces, use the same combination of ingredients.
  • To remove mildew from wicker furniture, wash it down with a solution of 2 tablespoons ammonia in 1 gallon (3.7 liters) water. Use an old toothbrush to get into hard-to-reach twists and turns. Rinse well and let air-dry.

#75: Eco-Ashtray or Cindy Ashtray


Grow plants by feeding them with cigarette ashes



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Everyone knows smoking is injurious for health but this slogan does not move chain smokers even an inch. What hurts more is the way they even put others life in danger while lighting up a smoke in public. But the government has woken up to its ill-effects and has come up with laws that ban smoking in public areas. Keeping this in mind ashtray named Cindy has been designed by Frantz Brougere which will keep surroundings clean and green.
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Normally, the cigarette butt is thrown on the streets without taking into consideration the way it litters and poisons our beautiful environment. The sole reason why people throw the remains of a cigarette after fagging is the absence of an ashtray. Cindy is an answer to the above problem. The ashtray looks like a potted plant which gets nutrition from the ashes of a cigarette. While smoking, a smoker can feed the plant with ashes that will help in its growth and survival.
Cindy is an ingenious idea in true sense, which will take care of nature and keep it away from further deterioration. Cindy ashtray will give smokers a good reason to feel, a bit, less guilty.

Monday, 1 April 2013

#74: Tips For Smoking Cigarette




  • When smoking, do not rush your draws. Tobacco tastes best cold; heating the tobacco by drawing too much, too quickly, or with too high a frequency will heat the tobacco behind the cherry, and make it taste worse. Relax, breathe, then take another puff.
  • In addition to a can of deodorant, chewing gum or breath mints are common items to be carried by smokers, in order to mask their scent or help others mask your scent.
  • A more fancy form of smoke inhalation is called the "French Inhale". Pulling this off requires practice in front of a mirror. Begin just like any other form of inhalation, with the smoke in your mouth. Now slowly blow the smoke out of your mouth using your cheeks and tongue (as you did before drawing smoke) while simultaneously breathing in fully with your nose. If done properly, smoke will travel from your mouth, into your nose with little to no loss. Very showy.
  • Ashing: knowing how to ash where is important. When smoking outside, it is common practice to ash on the ground, preferably not landing any ashes on people nearby. When holding the cigarette between the pointer and middle fingers, flicking the butt of the cigarette either up or down with your thumb is acceptable. When holding the cigarette between the fingers and thumb, tapping the cigarette down with a finger or two is fine. When smoking near an ash tray, do not flick the cigarette tip down. When holding the cigarette between your fingers, bring your thumb down across the butt of the cigarette, tipping the end up and allowing ash to fall straight down. When smoking a cigarette between the thumb and fingers, ash normally into a tray. Smoking in a car also requires special attention. Dropping a cigarette outside is laughable, but when in a car this can cause damage to the interior, burning holes in any plastic material in a matter of seconds. If the owner of the car does not mind, keep the windows down at least four inches. Try to breathe the smoke out the window; hotboxing does not accomplish anything with tobacco. Ash out the window, and try to ash when there is either strong wind going backward (as in when driving 30+mph) or when there is no wind, so that ash does not leap back into the car. Throwing a spent cigarette out the window is illegal, but common. If there is an in-car ash tray, use it.
  • Another, far less harsh version of inhaling smoke of any kind is called "shotgunning". To do this, a person (not the smoker) draws smoke into their mouth (as detailed above), but instead of inhaling (s)he blows the smoke directly into the would-be smoker's mouth, where they can inhale it. This is often done for beginner smokers, or when intimacy is craved.
  • Another variant on putting cigarettes out outside is to squeeze the cigarette while twisting it between your fingers, pushing the cherry and tobacco immediately behind it out, leaving the cigarette unlit in your hand. If smoking is cut short and you're out of smokes, this is a handy way of keeping something for later.
  • Please be courteous to your environment. Don't leave cigarette butts lying on the ground. Find an ashtray or put the butt in a trash can (ensuring it is completely put out).
  • Touching the cigarette butt with your tongue is uncommon, but in certain circles and with certain cigarettes, it is a common practice. Many clove cigarettes have a flavored butt, and licking one's lips or the butt itself allows the smoker to taste it. Also, touching your tongue to the bottom of the butt (on the edge of the paper on the end of the filter) allows for the entire tongue to taste the incoming smoke.
  • When smoking when you shouldn't be, or around people who shouldn't be, keep a can of Axe or Tag (any aerosol deodorant) to use, or offer to non-smokers. Not only will this save you if you need saving, but is considered good manners to ensure that non-smokers need not smell like smoke.
  • #73: Cigarette lovers are protesting the regulation by FDA.


    Panama City, PA. — Cigars comes in all shapes, from small ones made by machines to the larger, hand rolled ones. The number in the varieties is of cigars is so huge that literally all types of tobacco lover can find something they love. However, recently FDA has announced further regulations in the industry regarding the quality of the cigars. These announcements have stirred a debate among the cigar lovers industry. Some are worried about their favorite products while many others in the industry are worried about their future livelihood source.
    A 2009 law had given FDA the scope to gain control over the tobacco industry including cuban cigars and now they are trying to take a step that would help them to reduce the rate of tobacco induced death and disease. While their full agenda is not out in the open as of yet, many people are fearing that they might put ban on certain products, especially the smokeless tobacco products. A number of flavors are probably going to get banned. They might as well as ask the producers to make changes to the health warnings while making them change the sizes and shapes of the cigars. There might also be changes in the marketing and selling process to and the amount of nicotine found in the products.
    In this confusing scenario, the premium cigar industry seems to be the most concerned one. They are thinking that such restrictions might be an unmanageable blow for the tobacco makers and the stores. According to them, it is the handmade cigar makers who are going to get the worst from the blow as it is very difficult for them to go along with the specific quality benchmarks compared to the industrial cigar producer.  This is why the premium cigar makers are protesting against this new to be implemented regulations and asking FDA to consider this specific part of the industry with special consideration.
    ‘’Premium cigars are not marketed for everyone. They are creative products, made only for a targeted group of people with special fondness and passion for this type of tobacco products. Running a regulation on these products is kind of like playing with the diehard cigar lovers’ love and passion for these special made cigars. While this industry does not even cover the 10 percent of the total tobacco production industry, I think they should be spared and be given some benefit of doubt.’’  Says Bill,  a known face in the premium cigar and CEO of the premium cigars association.
    Before taking a hard decision, FDA should in fact consider where the exceptions are to be made so that they can both regulate the damage done my tobacco and at the same time do not force the tobacco lovers to leave their passion behind.