#142: Sunny Leone Teaches HOW TO SMOKE A CIGAR

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#141: Whisky and 15 cigarettes a day is the secret of my good health' says Dorothy

Hardy pensioner Dorothy Howe has reached her 100th birthday - despite smoking nearly half a million cigarettes during her life.

The retired secretary took her first drag aged 16 and has puffed her way through 15 Superking Black ciggies every day since then.

She has smoked around 460,000 cigarettes over the last 84 years - costing £193,000 at today’s prices.

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100-year old Dorothy Howe puts her longevity down to her love of cigarettes and whisky

But despite the obvious health risks, Dorothy believes smoking is the secret to her old age - and a regular drop of whisky. Relaxing with her favourite tipple of Bell’s, she said: 'I put my health down to whisky and cigarettes. I only drink when I’m out but my doctor said I wouldn’t be alive without them. 'She's thought very highly of and we hope she's had a great time. It's a real achievement for a great woman.

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#140: More places to have Cigarette

While drunk

Why is a cigarette so much better when you are drunk? Not quite sure really. But it is very much up there. If I am drunk enough, I can dust through a whole back in one night. I have done it and woke up the next morning thinking a deep throated a porcupine. But drunk cigarettes are dangerous so be careful.


Long Plane/bus rides

I fucking hate plane rides. I am impatient . Plus I am super addicted so that calls for one crazy ass situation for cross country flights. 6 hours without cigarette while a fat dude that smells like a homeless woman’s vagina is sitting next to me. Anyways, so after a torturous 6 hours flight, I love to treat myself to a cigarette. Hell I don’t even go to the baggage claim until I get my fix.

After sex

 Maybe I have been programmed by the movies. Your girl’s head has been a battering ram against the headboard, lighting one up is the icing on the cake. One of my former gf’s smoked cigarette too. After an hour or two of phenomenal sex, we both would go out and have a cigarette. After the cigarette, we would go at it again.

Smoking while taking a shit.

I don’t know how many people do this but smoking a cigarette while shitting is the best combination since peanut butter and jelly. A cigarette is already a laxative, but smoking while shitting is just putting to of my favorite things together. If I could eat steak while having sex, shit I would no
t do anything else. 

#139: Places to have a Cigarette

Here are some places and times when a cigarette is amazing:

When you are stressed or angry

I get angry... a lot. I sometimes wish certain people need to go run into trucks and die. Sometimes, it's just the work. Whenever happens, smoking a cigarette really calms me. Do try it out. If you are a smoker then you would agree with me, else u need to figure it out.

In Vegas

Vegas is an awsome place. I say this because I don’t had fun there. Its because it’s a little too crazy. Next time you are in Vegas, do whatever you want. Trust me, you haven’t seen shit til you have been there. Fucking awesome place! Anyways, the greatest thing about vegas is that you can smoke damn near anywhere. On the roulette table, as you are losing your ass because your “lucky number” hasn’t hit since last week. At the club, you can dance with a cigarette in your fucking mouth. Because if you did it in the cities where you live (outside of Las Vegas) you would get the shit kicked out of you by a security guard.

 After a meal.

Anyways, after a meal, a cigarette just hits the spot. I use it for digestion really. When I was a kid, if I ate too much (which was often) I would drink a 7up for digestion. But now, I got for the good old Marlboro. Don’t believe me? Try and then email me on how much of an genius I am afterwards.

While having a meal.

This is something you can experience at home . After all these healthy conscious nut jobs took over and bitched about how they hate cigarette smoke, most cities in this country have made it illegal to smoke at restaurants. But in certain spots in Korea Town, you still can. Blame it on the fact that Korean people don’t give a shit about the law or they can’t understand the language.

Underneath cover when raining

 When it does rain, I will find a random awning and light one up. I don’t even have an awning at my apartment. I will go drive til I find the nearest awning and light that bitch up. Maybe its just the mood. Whatever the case its awesome.

 While High

Already high but still can't get that KICK (so called) you want. light a cigarette and see the magic. GO ON and see for yourself, YO.

#138: Having a cigarette after sex

Smoking a cigarette after having an orgasm is one of life's small pleasures, but a very potent one.

For those that don't know, I'll describe some of the things that your body goes through when having an orgasm (from a male perspective), and why smoking a cigarette after them seems to introduce a whole different level of pleasure.

During orgasm, it feels like nearly every muscle in your body is flexing, or stretching. Sort of like how you feel when you wake up in the morning and stretch in the sun.

You feel a wave of pleasure rippling through your body, particularly concentrated around your groin, although during a particularly intense orgasm you may have other areas that also feel amazing.

The culmination of this is the well known male eruption, which results in a salty fluid being ejaculated. Directly after this ejaculation you feel totally relaxed, accepted and calm.

You feel at peace in the world, you are totally warm; almost as though you were back in the womb.

                                          

Now is the perfect time to look into your partner's eyes and light them (and you) a cigarette.

The rush of nicotine into your blood stimulates your body and cuts off the circulation of blood to your brain. Your heart rate increases slightly and you feel a slight buzz.

Due to the fact that your heart is pumping blood through your body a little faster, you will probably find that you start to find your desire for your partner returning, even though you have just satiated that desire. Interestingly, it is through an excessive flow of blood that the penis becomes stiff.

The cigarette will relax your mind even further than it already is. During sex, chemicals called endorphins are released which relax your body and cause pleasure, so you are probably already very relaxed.

Also, the moment after orgasm is, for males, the most contemplative moment on earth. It is a moment when you need to lie back quietly and reflect on life's mysteries, your love for your partner and your general happiness.

Fitting in with this, the act of smoking a cigarette is also a contemplative moment. You breathe in the smoke, puff it out and look at the spirals of smoke head towards the ceiling, thinking calm and relaxed thoughts.

In my opinion, everyone should try smoking a cigarette after having an orgasm at least once, but you should beware of getting addicted to smoking, because it causes fatal lung disease. Personally, I don't smoke any more, although I'd share one with the late Bill Hicks if he was alive.

#137: Making love with cigarette

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#136: Courtney Love advertises e-cigarettes!

Courtney Love is advertising electronic cigarettes...

The Hole singer has signed up to become the unlikely star of a new web-based advertisement forNJOY electronic cigarettes in a bid to revamp her unhealthy rock 'n' roll image.

The ad sees Kurt Cobain's widow sitting in a window, puffing on a cigarette, while an older woman comes over to berate her.

She tells Courtney, "Excuse me. You know you can't smoke in here", to which the straight-talking star rolls her eyes and replies, "Relax. It's a f***ing NJOY", before strutting off.

The 48-year-old blonde was thrilled with the commercial, tweeting, "I f***ing love", when people began sharing links to it.

Courtney is famed for her hedonistic lifestyle and excessive nicotine consumption, and has battled drug addiction in the past. The controversial star has a rocky relationship with her daughter, Frances Bean Cobain, who obtained a restraining order against her in 2009.

According to court papers, Frances said: "[Love] has taken drugs for as long as I can remember. She basically exists now on ... Xanax, Adderall, Sonata and Abilify, sugar and cigarettes.

"She rarely eats ... She often falls asleep in her bed while she is smoking, and I am constantly worried that she will start a fire (which she has done at least three times) that will threaten our lives."

#135: Celebrities Who Love To Light Up

Hollywood may be all about looks, but these stars sure seem to care about the good effects of cigarettes. Celebs like Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Katherine Heigl loooveee to light up their Parliaments, Marlboros and Camel Lights.  Some celebs just can’t quit puffin’ on their awesome sticks.