#14: Weird Ways to Smoke a Cigarette

Smoking Through the Nose

• This weird way of smoking involves taking a lit cigarette and putting the filter end in one nostril; the smoker then pinches his other nostril shut with his fingers. He inhales through his nose and exhales through his mouth, leaving the cigarette in his nostril at all times. This smoking trick is likely to cause the smoker to cough and to feel a burning sensation in his throat.

  
  

  Smoking Upside Down

  • For this weird smoking stunt, the smoker must first go into a headstand position, with her weight balanced on her head and hands, and her feet propped against a wall. Someone inserts a lit cigarette into her mouth; the weird smoker inhales smoke using one side of her mouth and exhales from the other. Since the smoker can't move her hands because she is balancing on them, she cannot remove the cigarette from her mouth -- fire risks while doing this stunt may be high. The weird smoker will probably need a cushion under her head, and ash from the lit end of the cigarette may start drifting down onto the cushion. Ouch.

    
    

    Smoking Half a Pack of Cigarettes at Once

    • For this stunt, a smoker takes ten cigarettes and stuffs them all in his mouth at once. He then tries to light them all and puffs away. The hardest part of this weird way of smoking is to keep all the cigarettes lit at once -- and, if successful, to avoid gagging on all the smoke.

      
      

      Smoking a Whole Cigarette in One Drag

      • The smoker starts by exhaling as much air as possible out of her lungs. Then she puts a lit cigarette in her mouth and starts to inhale -- and keeps on inhaling and inhaling and inhaling until the cigarette turns to ash. She then exhales a massive amount of smoke all at once. A weird smoker needs strong lungs to perform this trick, though doing so means the lungs won't stay strong for long.